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Greetings, Young Human Racers.
From deep within our orbiting fabrication vessel, we present to you — the Kid Human Line of Custom Race Suits. Forged with precision technology and double-layer SFI 3.2A/5 Certified protection, each suit is constructed using true lightweight Nomex fabrics engineered in our spacecraft’s zero-gravity chamber.
We observed that Earthlings often “cut corners.” We do not. Every molecule of fabric is selected for supreme comfort, durability, and cosmic performance. Your young human pilot will experience safety and style that’s truly out of this world.
Unlimited embroidery? Confirmed.
Choose from 6 Kid-Friendly Alien Designs, or upgrade to a fully custom Invasion Suit, handcrafted for your young racer’s mission.
Kid Human suits are designed for Earthlings under 105 lbs.
Please, Earth people — do not falsify your mass. We will know.
👽 Custom Fitting for every young pilot
👽 Lightweight True Nomex Composition
👽 Double Layer SFI 3.2A/5 Certification
👽 SFI 3.2A/5 Tag Included
👽 360° Nomex Arm Gussets for unrestricted movement
👽 Boot Cut Legs for a race-ready stance
👽 Nomex Stretch Knit Waist for comfort and flexibility
👽 Nomex Zipper for heat resistance and durability
👽 Inset Pant Pockets designed for function
👽 Box Quilting stitched with True Nomex Thread
👽 Soft Knit Nomex Collar for comfort and seal
👽 Race Receiver Pocket for in-race communication
👽 Unlimited Embroidery Included
Prepare your young racer for launch.
ALIEN RACEWEAR — The Future of Racewear Has Landed.
Greetings, Young Human Racers.
From deep within our orbiting fabrication vessel, we present to you — the Kid Human Line of Custom Race Suits. Forged with precision technology and double-layer SFI 3.2A/5 Certified protection, each suit is constructed using true lightweight Nomex fabrics engineered in our spacecraft’s zero-gravity chamber.
We observed that Earthlings often “cut corners.” We do not. Every molecule of fabric is selected for supreme comfort, durability, and cosmic performance. Your young human pilot will experience safety and style that’s truly out of this world.
Unlimited embroidery? Confirmed.
Choose from 6 Kid-Friendly Alien Designs, or upgrade to a fully custom Invasion Suit, handcrafted for your young racer’s mission.
Kid Human suits are designed for Earthlings under 105 lbs.
Please, Earth people — do not falsify your mass. We will know.
👽 Custom Fitting for every young pilot
👽 Lightweight True Nomex Composition
👽 Double Layer SFI 3.2A/5 Certification
👽 SFI 3.2A/5 Tag Included
👽 360° Nomex Arm Gussets for unrestricted movement
👽 Boot Cut Legs for a race-ready stance
👽 Nomex Stretch Knit Waist for comfort and flexibility
👽 Nomex Zipper for heat resistance and durability
👽 Inset Pant Pockets designed for function
👽 Box Quilting stitched with True Nomex Thread
👽 Soft Knit Nomex Collar for comfort and seal
👽 Race Receiver Pocket for in-race communication
👽 Unlimited Embroidery Included
Prepare your young racer for launch.
ALIEN RACEWEAR — The Future of Racewear Has Landed.
Shipping will be charged once your product is ready to ship.