SPACECRAFT
CONTACT OUR
SALES LOCATION: Buffalo, NY, USA
beamup@alienracewear.com
BUSINESS HOURS 9:00AM EST TO 4:00PM EST
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BUSINESS HOURS 9:00AM EST TO 4:00PM EST 👽
INTERGALACTIC ORDER TRANSMISSION
Greetings, Earthling!
All orders must be placed through our digital mothership, that means our (website) for you earth racers. Add every product you desire into your Alien Shopping Cart, then transmit your Human Payment to complete the process.
Once your payment signal is received, one of our abducted humans working under Alien Command will reach out to you via email or telephone to confirm your order and begin production.
Prepare for launch — your custom gear is coming from beyond the stars.
ORDER COMMUNICATION PROTOCOL
Once your Human Payment has been received, one of our abducted Earthlings stationed on a nearby spacecraft will make contact to review your order details. They will transmit the required measurement and order forms for any products that need them.
You must complete, sign, and return these forms to the mothership before production can begin. They will also request that you email all logos or artwork you wish to have on your custom product.
Please allow 1–2 Earth business days for your design previews to be transmitted back for intergalactic approval. Once approved, your order will enter the Alien Racewear production chamber, where your custom creation will begin its transformation.
Transmission complete. Await further signals..
departure & arrival
Once your custom order is received, our intergalactic production team initiates the creation process within our orbiting fabrication chamber. Please allow up to 4 Earth weeks for completion as our advanced alien engineers craft your product with precision beyond human comprehension.
When your creation is complete, our spacecraft descends under the cloak of night, scanning the planet for a UPS transport vessel. With flawless aim, your package is gently teleported into the truck’s cargo hold, where an unsuspecting human courier completes the final delivery to your doorstep.
Once your package has been successfully beamed aboard the UPS courier, a transmission from our spacecraft will be sent to your human email address, containing your UPS tracking frequency so you can follow your shipment’s journey back to Earth.
Transmission complete. Await planetary delivery.